Session 9 - Has Beens - KENSHi

How could there be a "has beens" topic that didn't include an appearance by the one, the only, the multi-talented, the biggest has-been of them all: David Hasselhoff! Did you know he has a "Best of" CD out? One happy customer writes in his review:

"After hearing the sweet voice of David Hankipants, I felt like throwing my disgusted, lifeless body off a tall bridge and plummeting into the deep, freezing waters below. As I got to song 2, I began to vomit uncontrollably all over my floor. The torture continued until song 3, at which time I was rushed to the hospital because my ears had begun to bleed severely. My doctor's told me I had suffered a severe brain contusion, possibly from dangerous exposure to ultra-high gamma frequencies aka bad music.

When I got home, Scruffy, my canine, was dead. He had been exposed to Song 4 and scratched his own ears off. As he lay in a puddle of his own blood, I will never forgive myself for buying David Hankiman's CD... "

Eat your hearts out, fellas...you've been "baywatched"...

***NEWS FLASH*** There's a music video available online. Be prepared to laugh your ass off. Synopsis: David Hasselhoff is big in Europe. BIG. And to kick off his new album release there, he's released this video for "Hooked on a Feeling." It's wacky. Especially when he bites the salmon.